First roll of everything

gua mulakan hobi yang dah lama gua pendam dengan mula membeli kamera film. holga 135bc ni boleh kira kamera film pertama la yang gua sendiri pakai. mmg agak susah la nak pakai kamera manual ni setelah lama otak dimatikan dengan benda digital. roll pertama ni boleh dikatakan roll yang gagal. hanya 18/36 ja gambar yang mempunyai rupa. yang lain semua gelap dan burn. roll pertama ni lebih kepada gua belajar cara nk tangkap, keadaan dan tahap pencahayaan. ni gua kasi gambar sikit dari kamera ni:

sebagai info, film yang digunakan adalah kodak ultramax 400. film ni agak smooth dan tak terlalu grainy. iso 400 juga bagus utk beraksi di kawasan-kawasan yang tahap pencahayaan 70%

p/s: anda perlu gagal untuk tidak gagal

adib berjumpa ponen

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Adib Dee (anda boleh search di facebook)

cerita ini bermula apabila gua melawat adib di rumahnya di subang. pada suatu malam yang membosankan, adib telah mengajak gua pergi berjalan-jalan di kota raya kuala lumpur. jam pada masa itu sudah melewati pukul 2 pagi. sambil memberi idea tempat-tempat yang boleh menghilangkan bosan, adib telah disekat oleh polis di suatu sekatan jalan raya. mujurlah tidak ditahan walaupun polis agak muskil kanak-kanak sebesar itu mampu membawa kereta dan keluar pada lewat malam.

gua telah menyebut satu tempat yang "best" nak pi lepak, gua tgk time tu muka adib pon agak excited nk pi. sampai ja kat area tu, gua suruh adib kona kereta ikan dia tu masuk. "lorong haji taib 5" tertulis kat hujung jalan tu.

masa awai lalu tu, nampak la permandangan org-org jual ubat-ubat penguat seks yang mmg sangat diperlukan oleh adib. pastu kami teruskan lagi follow jalan tu. nampak balai polis. "argh mcm salah tempat ja ni", kata gua dalam hati. pada hujung blok tu, ada satu tangga. gua tgk mata adib tak berkelip dah time tu. ada awek lawa gila, hot, mengancam seksi. gua tgk adib time tu dah mula perejas seluaq dia bg betoi.

gua pelan-pelan bersuara.

adib.. tu ponen tu....

adib terus bawak kereta laju-laju tak ingt dunia.

p/s: siapa sangka gadis secantik itu adalah seorang ponen.

Boobonyms

Dear Bloglodytes,

It's come to my attention that there's an alarming nickname shortage for those wondrous spheres affixed to the female thoracic cavity. I'm referring, of course, to boobies.

You're familiar with the classics: knockers, ta-ta's, fun bags, sweater cows. But what about their lesser-known cousins: Honka sacks? Blouse blobs? Milk bulbs?

Every bro should possess an arsenal of unique boob synonyms, or "boobonyms." Why? First, they're fun to say... suckle huts! Second, and more important, a dude must be able to safely and inconspicuously direct his bro's attention to an amazing set of swollen flesh papayas should they come bouncing by. Example: "Bro! Check out the brontosaurus eggs at your 5 o'clock!"

Below are 25 of my all-time favorite boobonyms. Feel free to think up your own but be sure to share them with the greater shirt roosters appreciation community.

Knockers
Ta-Ta's
Fun Bags
Sweater Cows
Gazungas
Floppers
Bikini Bombs
Brontosaurus Eggs
Chest Balloons
Speed Bags
Twin Peaks
Honka Sacks
Velvet Cushions
Suckle Huts
Silicone Sisters
Dairy Maids
Blouse Blobs
Strawberry Sundaes
Travel Pillows
Mike & Molly
Swollen Flesh Papayas
Milk Bulbs
Lady Turnips
Skin Spinnakers
Shirt Roosters

p/s: dipetik daripada awesome blog of barney

Losing melody

I can feel your gentle touch on my heart
Reminds me to hold on for just a little while
I can see youre smiling at me, the love in your eyes
I long to snuggle close, my fears are taking flight

Im losing you, my heart calls out
Wanting you and me in this special place of mine
The world of outside

I can feel your presence surrounding me
I know deep in my heart our love was meant to be
I can see the shining bright lights on you
Why you are the one whos going to leave me here alone on my own

Dying as you saved my life
But why you didnt save yours?
Why dont you just let me die?
So I wont cry for you

Turn back the time and you will see
Our love is strong and shimmering
No one will never ever fractious me
Buried a lie and set us free
Destiny will never in our hands
But still we could amend our being
Looking back at the story that weve made

Deny the fate and let me scream

Should you see me here?
Should you see me now?
Ill keep our promise until the end of time