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It's come to my attention that there's an alarming nickname shortage for those wondrous spheres affixed to the female thoracic cavity. I'm referring, of course, to boobies.
You're familiar with the classics: knockers, ta-ta's, fun bags, sweater cows. But what about their lesser-known cousins: Honka sacks? Blouse blobs? Milk bulbs?
Every bro should possess an arsenal of unique boob synonyms, or "boobonyms." Why? First, they're fun to say... suckle huts! Second, and more important, a dude must be able to safely and inconspicuously direct his bro's attention to an amazing set of swollen flesh papayas should they come bouncing by. Example: "Bro! Check out the brontosaurus eggs at your 5 o'clock!"
Below are 25 of my all-time favorite boobonyms. Feel free to think up your own but be sure to share them with the greater shirt roosters appreciation community.
Mike & Molly
Swollen Flesh Papayas
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Reminds me to hold on for just a little while
I can see youre smiling at me, the love in your eyes
I long to snuggle close, my fears are taking flight
Im losing you, my heart calls out
Wanting you and me in this special place of mine
The world of outside
I can feel your presence surrounding me
I know deep in my heart our love was meant to be
I can see the shining bright lights on you
Why you are the one whos going to leave me here alone on my own
Dying as you saved my life
But why you didnt save yours?
Why dont you just let me die?
So I wont cry for you
Turn back the time and you will see
Our love is strong and shimmering
No one will never ever fractious me
Buried a lie and set us free
Destiny will never in our hands
But still we could amend our being
Looking back at the story that weve made
Deny the fate and let me scream
Should you see me here?
Should you see me now?
Ill keep our promise until the end of time